1 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:11,360 SKI SCHOOL 2 2 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,520 - Beautiful Beth. 3 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:35,560 - What a move, what a style. This is a brand new you, honey. 4 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,880 - Thank you, honey. 5 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:45,080 You know, if your dad was here, he'd be proud to see his little girl win the race. 6 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,040 - Hey, it's the 30th review spring competition. 7 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,720 Well, you always said you'd make me with a better ski. 8 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:56,360 And, I hope...a better person. 9 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,360 We will have many of our friends at the wedding. 10 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:01,720 All invitations have finally been sent and affirmative answers have arrived. 11 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:06,400 TODORBERT GUZINSKI maintenance safe 12 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:16,600 Poles up! tilted, and spermy to jump! 13 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:30,440 Screams are heard: "We love you Toderberz"! You're not just big muzzle, man, the best ski in the 90s! 14 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:41,480 I could make it. Before the accident. 15 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:58,880 Oh, yes. Great jump, double somersault and grounding. OH! 16 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:03,200 A poor landing caused that heavy fall. 17 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,880 Even the mayor Grevjeri joined in and said: "Oh Toderberz how are you feeling? Are you in pain"? 18 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:14,000 "Let me take off my Toderberze coat". Oh yes and call your sister! 19 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:26,200 - I feel your pain! Remember pain is temporary, glory lasts forever! 20 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:32,400 Fun. 21 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:40,560 Oh, no. I forgot this letter. I'm a bad boy. 22 00:05:49,840 --> 00:05:53,040 What! What! Who? 23 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:57,760 Goodbye to you. 24 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:03,440 David Marsek's morning begins, on a new day. 25 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,160 Thank you. 26 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:17,040 Good morning. We have posts here? 27 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:24,920 The bill! The bill! Account The bill! The bill! 28 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:28,800 My girlfriend's account! This is not a bill? 29 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:42,960 “Mr. and Mrs. Longwood invite you at the wedding of their son Steve to Beth Roberts". 30 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:44,920 Beth... 31 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:19,200 That was a year ago! I feel every bit of memory. 32 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:33,760 It's a wedding, just a wedding. 33 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:38,960 A great place to meet fish, it's free food, a bride in a beautiful dress... 34 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:45,320 Hey, we're here! We are here Mr. Trucks. 35 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:55,120 No! No, this is wrong. Come on Luce, come on! Just a few more streets. 36 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:01,600 Ok, oil! What about him? Good. 37 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:16,120 Hello. Do you have the power of a bus? Will you take me? No? 38 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:25,280 Alesk! Alex! Hello! 39 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:33,200 Alex! Alex! Alex, do you have a jam? 40 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:41,160 Oh, hi. I'm Djina, Djina Hofenmeckler. - Djina Hoffenmekler? 41 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:45,840 No, not Hofenmeckler. - Hoffenmeckler. Nice. 42 00:08:46,680 --> 00:08:50,800 Rhymes with with, absolutely not. 43 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,520 - Listen, does Alex have any clothes? 44 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:04,560 Djina what did Alex do to make you walk naked at 500 meters above sea level? 45 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:11,680 Well, it seems that nothing has changed. The guy is still tired. He never sleeps. 46 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,080 How is it holding up? - Listen, is there a jam? 47 00:09:15,480 --> 00:09:17,360 - Don't call me Djina! Betty is getting married this weekend. 48 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:22,640 Alex! Alex! 49 00:09:26,560 --> 00:09:30,240 - Hey! - Who is Steve Longwood? 50 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:34,560 - He is a ski instructor. - He got my job? Why didn't they promote you? 51 00:09:36,160 --> 00:09:39,640 - Look at me, Dave. - Good, you're right. 52 00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:41,720 Come on, pull yourself together let's get out of here. 53 00:09:45,560 --> 00:09:50,160 - Just a few more seconds. - Alex, I don't think you have a jam. 54 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,200 REGISTER HERE FOR THIS WEEK'S COMPETITION 55 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:33,960 Name? 56 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,320 - Lola Snicelbank. 57 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:44,400 - Listen, I'm really sorry miss Snicl, your name is not on the list. 58 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:55,640 Maybe you could put me with a couple of your best eggs and let me break them...inside. 59 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,000 Well, I'll see what I can do. 60 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:08,120 Sorry, miss...Don't misunderstand this wrong, but something metal is hanging on your back. 61 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:12,600 It's Iso. I am a Novo-painter. - I'm sure you're a little vixen. 62 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:19,480 Steve, you told the last person from the list that it is closed and to leave. - Shut up! 63 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,400 Steve Longwood? - Yes? 64 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:36,720 We are from the Society of Older Guys from group B. 65 00:11:37,560 --> 00:11:40,680 According to our rules, you are early to marry Beth Roberts 66 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:46,160 which was related to beautiful, handsome and fun a boy who satisfied all her needs. 67 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,360 Therefore, I would like it if you could to sign this form 68 00:11:49,760 --> 00:11:54,400 and that you are no longer interested in Beth and to simply get out of here. 69 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:59,800 Nice try mate. Hey, wait a minute. 70 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:04,560 I remember you. You are David Marsek. 71 00:12:05,080 --> 00:12:09,400 You used to be the guy here, until I took your place. 72 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,960 What are you talking about Dave? Oh yeah... 73 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,920 You broke too many rules and Beth's dad he banished you from the mountain. 74 00:12:18,360 --> 00:12:24,720 And that's when Beth broke up with you. Oh Dave, I can only imagine how guilty you are. 75 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,880 Do you know that you are hanging out with an apostate? Just be careful where you step. 76 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:33,000 Speaking of Miss Roberts, where is she? 77 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:34,920 There it is! 78 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:45,920 She is now this mountain. - Right? - Yes. - Well, I have to climb that mountain. 79 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:50,320 And you know what else Steve. There is one old proverb where I came from. - Right? 80 00:12:53,960 --> 00:12:58,880 What does that mean? - Don't give me shit like a dick, sissy! 81 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:07,880 - Dave! Alex! Bro! 82 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,360 Well, I'm back, again! 83 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:17,000 Are you still in ski school? Yes. Beginner level, fifth year. 84 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:17,960 - Great see you. 85 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,680 - Dave, you won't believe how Beth is now and how much she has changed. 86 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:29,800 I wish you luck old man because, I know how hard it is to find a good girl these days. 87 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:33,920 Which one is it? - Yes. 88 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,280 See you later. Hello. 89 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,880 Excuse me miss? 90 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:43,360 Hi, this is really freaking her out, you look exactly like my ex-girlfriend. 91 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:47,640 But it couldn't be you, because she would never fight she could marry a guy like Steve Longwood. 92 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:51,520 She was wild, she was my inspiration, and she was wearing black laces. 93 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,160 - I think I'll leave you alone. - Thanks Alex. 94 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,400 You don't spend much time, do you? with Alexmo, right? 95 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,320 So thanks for asking Dave how am I doing? I'm fine, you? 96 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,080 Yes, I'm glad you arrived. 97 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,560 Because I had absolutely no idea where you were. 98 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,720 And I never got an invitation that you were coming, and they should be sent three days before the wedding. 99 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,240 - Better late than never. 100 00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,560 Dave. Listen, I'm very busy. 101 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:16,160 My father left me a mountain. I have a lot of responsibilities now. 102 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:21,800 I'm sorry to hear about your father. I knew him! He was always like that, alive 103 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:25,240 - Listen, I know you two are not together got along the best. 104 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:30,240 No, not Beth. South and North Korea do not get along. Your father couldn't stand me. 105 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:32,360 - Come on, you were too wild Dave. 106 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,360 What happened when you changed pills? my father for palliative drugs? 107 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:38,720 Because you thought he needed more relief during the child? 108 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,960 - Well, he needed it. Come on please. 109 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:44,360 He wasn't the only reason we broke up. 110 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,000 You forget the fact that you are not in able to commit. 111 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,080 - Obligation! Bet. You know that's not my style. 112 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,200 Anyway, do you want to marry a Henrik von Smokljana? 113 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,840 - Steve is a good boy Dave. 114 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:09,120 He is stable, lustful, handsome and is ready to make commitments. 115 00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:12,640 - And is he able to twist his tongue bang on the knot, eh? Huh? 116 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:17,280 - You know what it is? Things have changed. I have changed. 117 00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:20,800 - Okay. This is not the same mountain, strong thing. Everything is fine. 118 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:26,920 - Listen. I have to see some other people, OK. We'll talk later. 119 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:38,520 Do you believe in this? Obligation, responsibility? 120 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,280 - Well, I guess I should be happy because I don't like you either. 121 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:19,240 - Hello Toderberz. - Hi Dave. 122 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,680 It's nice to see that some people they didn't change. 123 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,520 I certainly don't. 124 00:16:23,520 --> 00:16:25,840 So what is the seismic position? 125 00:16:25,880 --> 00:16:29,480 Well, Dave, I'm trying to work out a deviation from the gravitational field when jumping. 126 00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:30,960 - Ah, deviation. - Yes Dave. 127 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,400 To be able to move away from the field theses you have to use the deviation technique. 128 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,960 Why that? - You're dying. 129 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:45,000 - But that Steve, patted Beth before a hundred you managed to say "Tupugao". 130 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:47,960 - "Turtles cry"! - Yes, in Mandarin. 131 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,400 Look, look. Aren't those little kisses and dicks? - Hello Alice? 132 00:16:53,880 --> 00:16:55,440 I see you talked to Beth today? 133 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,120 Well, it just happened. 134 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:02,600 I was trying to get some spark to your future marriage. You know not to be like a sheep. 135 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:06,280 Sorry, I shouldn't have mentioned a sheep near you. 136 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:12,280 Excuse me, Mr. Longkurt. - Longwood, you asshole. 137 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,760 Listen to me well my friend. I don't like you. I never even liked you. 138 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,520 In fact, if it wasn't for Beth, I would have long ago... - Changed his gender. 139 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:25,280 You da cutis, I'm talking to this you little ass. 140 00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:28,240 That little asshole is my friend. 141 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,200 I'm sick of him. I'll throw him off the mountain. - Throw it off the mountain? 142 00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,440 Ok, come on dude! Come on! 143 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,920 Your brother is retarded. - I'm an only child. 144 00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,040 Your grandma farts from dusk to dawn. 145 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:46,000 I never met my grandmother. 146 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:51,760 Your dad should have they get him out early. 147 00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:54,800 - And it is. 148 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,960 Your mom kicked him out at the end? 149 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:04,880 If you never mentioned my mom...mom. - Hello Miss Roberts. 150 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,720 Hi Toderberz. 151 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:11,080 Steve honey, I see you and Dave have met. - Let's talk about the family. 152 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,120 Yes, and I have to learn to ski. 153 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:16,800 Are you going Beth? - I won't, you don't have a penis... 154 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,800 Excuse me? 155 00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,560 What a view. 156 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,680 Nice to meet you. See you Dave. 157 00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,120 Well, now I know what she sees in a guy. Sociability. 158 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:02,200 Your turn. 159 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,080 Me? 160 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,560 Did what I did a while ago. 161 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:16,200 It's easy, you just need to have the stomach. 162 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:22,680 No thanks man. - Come on. 163 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:24,000 I'm staying here. 164 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,840 Come on, you can do it. - No, no. - Come on. 165 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,640 Steve, listen, I'm just a beginner. 166 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,840 Maybe we should leave this for another time? 167 00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:47,520 - It will be easy as beans. 168 00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,800 - Beans are good... 169 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,520 - This will be a scream. 170 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,400 - Steve looks dangerous. - Shut up. 171 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,360 Come on cowards! 172 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,880 Nice try. Let this be your lesson. 173 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,720 So, that's what new painters do. 174 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,120 See, this doesn't affect me. 175 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,720 I am very focused. Very focused. I mean only Beth, Alkes. 176 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:13,640 And not a single evil thought comes to my mind. 177 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:20,560 Maybe I'm just wondering what it would look like to lie down and touch himself with a cucumber, but that's all. 178 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:46,960 Come on sonje, let's go. 179 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,000 Fuck! 180 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:07,600 You need to be more careful Steve. Skiing is a dangerous sport. 181 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:16,400 This will not happen again! 182 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:20,600 But boss, they are students just looked at her. 183 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,480 Not her fool! David Marsek! 184 00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:25,120 Do you think he's taking pictures here too? Listen to me! 185 00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:29,280 Give him a warning to stay away from Beth! I want you to take care of it. 186 00:24:30,200 --> 00:24:32,920 I invested too much in this wedding, that little piece of shit would screw me over. 187 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,320 - Hi Beth, listen. Steven and I are attached. This is how we are, amazingly! 188 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,440 - Excellent, I'm glad to hear that. 189 00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:56,720 I thought there would be three of us we could meet later and have drinks... 190 00:24:57,120 --> 00:24:59,520 I meant for example in "Oduculs"? - "Oduculs"? 191 00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:02,960 Dave, I don't think that's it anymore the same place you remember. 192 00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,200 How different can it be? 193 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,320 - This is great. This is really great! 194 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,520 - Dave. - Yes? 195 00:25:31,440 --> 00:25:34,160 I don't think I'm influencing the women here? - No? 196 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,120 - Be careful! Fantastic. 197 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,200 Where is the men's toilet? - Men's toilet? 198 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:48,000 - Men's toilet. - Right here. I'll show you where the men's toilet is! 199 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,760 NO MEN 200 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,200 Hey, I can suck too. 201 00:25:56,880 --> 00:26:01,440 We suggest you take him inside. - To get him inside. 202 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,520 Two very useful suggestions. 203 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,720 Stewardess! Stewardess!! 204 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,800 What did you say?! 205 00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:18,680 Can we see Manny (the Man)? 206 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:21,640 - "A man"? 207 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:23,920 Okay, what are the specialties? 208 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:30,480 This place was recommended to us by a kid boy in the parking lot. 209 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,640 - This is not a good idea. Please! 210 00:26:38,120 --> 00:26:40,680 Let's go back. Come on. - No, no. It will be fun. 211 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:58,360 - Stivorino! 212 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,160 I heard you go out here? You animal! 213 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,640 So, what can I get you? 214 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:12,240 I'll take vodka. Thank you. 215 00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,520 You're welcome... 216 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,720 What does this cock-headed lady want? 217 00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,080 Excuse me, what did you call me? 218 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,360 You don't have to wear pants here. 219 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:23,760 Girls. 220 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,200 I will bring you virgin heaven. 221 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:30,000 - Let's go! - Let me go! 222 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,640 Yes, I'm just a little bit threw in the usual bullshit. 223 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,240 - Man, drugs are really in decline. 224 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,640 - Our bartender left. It's already the third this week. 225 00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:47,200 Does anyone want to party! 226 00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,800 - Jedan seks na plazi. One sex on the beach is coming. 227 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,200 Get lost with that sex on the beach. 228 00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:18,920 - One easy long and pleasant fuck against the wall. 229 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,920 One easy long and comfortable fuck against the wall. 230 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,440 Hocu vristeci orgazam. 231 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,960 Vristeci orgazam. Vristi i odlazi. 232 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,040 - He can, bend down and whine like a dog. 233 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,440 Evo ga. 234 00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,920 Da mala curice, what can i do for you 235 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,280 Ne znam. Moze naprimer, "Ujedi me"? 236 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:09,400 "Ujedi me", is coming. 237 00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:20,120 - Honey, I think this is enough. - Ma hajde zabavno je. 238 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:23,880 Duso, ceka nas rucak za zvanice sutra. 239 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,560 Hi Dave. Won't you at least have a drink? 240 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,200 It's okay Dave... 241 00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:56,000 - That little piece of shit... 242 00:29:57,720 --> 00:29:58,880 Tonight is that night. 243 00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:05,000 I want you to link it to a very long drive. 244 00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:07,920 Are you listening to me? 245 00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,920 I want him off my mountain. 246 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:08,840 That helps. 247 00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,400 Please... 248 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,360 I don't hear anything. I don't hear anything, I don't want to hear the same. 249 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:06,000 Hello 250 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:19,000 On the left side of our path we see the set on which it is made a cult film from 1937, "Librarian Killer from Sranjegrad". 251 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:23,920 This will later be remade as famous The Hollywood hit classic E.T. 252 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,840 And right in front of us... 253 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,400 We see the abyss of death. 254 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:33,160 A wonderful film called "Dave Rides the Hill". 255 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:48,880 Welcome to the 30th anniversary spring The breaker. 256 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,680 And what is Spring Breaker? without traditional breaking. 257 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,240 Our competitors really do excellent performance. 258 00:33:57,720 --> 00:34:01,560 And let's not forget, there are also for them special prizes for the most original breaking. 259 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,280 At the top of the hill we have, I don't know what to call it... 260 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,320 Hey, look that's better than skis!! 261 00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:19,560 And here is the result. 262 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,040 Oh yes! I am the king! 263 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,320 What a smash!! 264 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:36,680 ADRIAN!! ADRIAN!! 265 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:48,360 - The 30th annual Spring Break continues with traditional jumping races. 266 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:56,640 -During the traditional Spring Break saw we are some of the superior performers from the men's category. 267 00:34:57,240 --> 00:35:00,000 Remember, it's a combination of the best time and the best style. 268 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:05,440 -The better you spin, the better for you at the Spring break. 269 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,560 Now let's go to the scoreboard, where it starts female competition category. 270 00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:16,200 Straight from the qualifications comes Lola Snicelbank, on the track against Beth Roberts. 271 00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:23,440 - Remember what we talked about: firm, fast, with easy turns and no braking. 272 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:32,720 Now let's see if it's Steven's love and training had an impact on Bet! 273 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,280 5...4...3...2...1 274 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,200 Lola Snicebank won this round, but who knows... 275 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:16,800 We still have tomorrow's race left to be at Beth Roberts and Steve Longwood's wedding day. 276 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,520 These two lovers probably have something more than skiing in mind. 277 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,520 Now let's go back to the table again, let's see who our next contestants are. 278 00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,840 Two young contestants are currently competing they approach the gate. 279 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,400 MARGARET! 280 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,720 - Joyce. - No, Dave...Dave Marsek. 281 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:46,760 - My friends and I brought sausages for the wedding. 282 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,480 You are not registered here... 283 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,640 ...yet 284 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:58,520 Well, if you're bringing sausages... 285 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:00,880 We're bringing them, ma'am. - All together. 286 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:03,840 - My name is Alex. 287 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:07,720 Let me write your name. 288 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:11,120 Take the program too. 289 00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,120 So, what's your name? 290 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,440 -Tod or Bert Guzinski. 291 00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:19,560 Todd or Bert? - Yes ma'am. 292 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,160 Where did you get that name from? 293 00:37:21,720 --> 00:37:24,680 Well, when I was born my dad used to say fast english 294 00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,720 He said it should be my name Tod or Bert. 295 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,360 You know, but nowadays it happens quickly pronounces Toderbert, Toderbert! 296 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,080 That shit hurts! 297 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,360 Glad you asked? - And that Guzinski? 298 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,680 Like an ass. 299 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,200 - Sorry, I don't remember that I invited you? 300 00:37:58,560 --> 00:38:01,520 No, you did, you did immediately after we cut it fingers and swore that we would be blood brothers. 301 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:04,280 Dave, the only one who's going to get cut up here is you! 302 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,120 Good fun! 303 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,600 Steve, you know I'm sorry I'm late crazy night last night. 304 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,200 I jumped on my skis and wandered around the mountains, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about. 305 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,080 In fact I slept like cattle. 306 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:23,000 Hello 307 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,400 Bye! 308 00:38:26,320 --> 00:38:27,880 Look who's here? 309 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,920 Duso was not invited to the reception. 310 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:38,440 I know, but he came all the way here and got dressed up, which is rare for him. - I'm Miss Roberts too. 311 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,960 - I see. - Listen, this is not... 312 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:46,120 - I'm sure it will be OK. As long as you guys behave yourself. 313 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:50,440 We will behave nicely. You see, Steve, everything will be just waiting. 314 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:13,120 -A couple more like this and I'll be handsome for you. 315 00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:17,720 A few years ago I donated sperm. 316 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,600 It's like electricity. This time...Call me. 317 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:30,480 - And the groom said, this is a good part, Priestess, this dessert is bigger. 318 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,040 ...Dessert... 319 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,080 I love a good old man's story! 320 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,280 - Tell me more. - I haven't said a word to you yet. 321 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,040 -Tell me again! - I haven't even told you yet. 322 00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,640 -Shut up! You talk too much! 323 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,320 - Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Longwood and his beautiful fiancee Betty Roberts 324 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:11,240 they want to thank everyone who came to lunch. 325 00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:17,200 They are glad to see a lot of friends from here and outside the city who will attend tomorrow's wedding and wish you a pleasant afternoon. 326 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:22,080 Please pay attention to the dance floor, where the happy couple starts us dancing. 327 00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,800 Jump! - No, you have nothing to live for! 328 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:39,880 - They didn't make it? - I gave them proper instructions, but they panicked. 329 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,680 Steve, phone for you! - In a minute. 330 00:40:58,120 --> 00:40:59,600 The guy says it's important! 331 00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:03,200 I'll be right back. 332 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,920 - Steve Longwood, who is that? 333 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:23,280 - This is Rigard admiral, inspector sa volunteer arson team. 334 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:32,760 Don't panic, but you have the Zebra 090 code in your son's room. 335 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,880 Coconut game!! 336 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:15,440 - I don't have a room for my son. - Come on, man. Don't let me come over there and kill you! Listen. 337 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,320 What exactly is Zebra 090? 338 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:50,520 - Are you ready, animal? 339 00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:23,920 - As kids, we played fort. Do you remember that? 340 00:43:24,360 --> 00:43:35,480 You had a fortress made of boxes with with a flower at the very top. You had nothing to worry about in the world. 341 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:41,640 You didn't want to see anything, you didn't want to notice, and the little fat kid would come across the street. 342 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,760 Thank you. And don't forget to have coconut game there in the hall. 343 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,640 That kid was huge. He must have weighed over 200 kilos in 6th grade. 344 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:56,600 And he would just sit in the bench without touching anyone... 345 00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,640 Yes, sir, I will come personally up and give you a cream massage. 346 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,440 Sorry, Mr. Longbulja Longwood, asshole. 347 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,680 What is happening here! 348 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:18,840 Turn off the music. 349 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,240 This is not in the program! 350 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,960 - Davy, Davy, Davy. They could arrest you. 351 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:41,160 Yes, because of the cocosiness of the game in the intention of connecting ass on the dance floor. 352 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,680 - Listen! I'll marry Beth and nothing you can't do anything against it. 353 00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:50,520 And this little friend of yours will live in it snows when I kick his leg. 354 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,200 I don't think you have the authority to do that. 355 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:57,680 You know what Dave? You're right, I don't. Not yet! 356 00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:58,680 Get him out of here. 357 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:02,880 Come on! 358 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,720 No, not him please. 359 00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,200 Not my stallion! 360 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:30,160 - Shit! 361 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:40,600 - I see you are working on your Zen style. 362 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:41,960 Who asked you what? 363 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,240 I just want to support you. 364 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:48,120 - Oh yeah. Like on a dance floor? You're out of control Dave. 365 00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:03,440 So how long has it been since you last did that? 366 00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,360 Come on, I can still do it. 367 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,320 I didn't see it that way. 368 00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:11,920 I mean, you can probably do it because you say so. But if you can't, I'll understand. 369 00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,240 Coward, coward, coward... 370 00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,880 See, it was fun. We can have fun. 371 00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,280 Do you remember when we were skiing and got lost? Spent the night on the mountain? 372 00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:41,840 - Yes, it was cold. - It was nice. 373 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:42,800 Yes... 374 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:48,720 We didn't ski together after that. 375 00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:51,800 We will ski. One day... 376 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,360 See you later Dave. 377 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:06,720 It's just not for him. 378 00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,640 - That was pretty good. 379 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,560 I don't think you need courses but since you're already paying me, I'm here. 380 00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,360 Did you say that courses? 381 00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,920 Do you remember the last time you saw me? a video on a painting course? 382 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:38,000 Yes, if you mean that little incident with my company, then we didn't understand each other. 383 00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:40,320 Maybe I could give it to you a couple of lessons. 384 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:46,680 I could lie down, sit down or to paint. 385 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:49,760 See you Steve. 386 00:49:00,200 --> 00:49:03,600 What's your story? - Oh nothing, nothing... 387 00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,800 -Steve... - Yes? 388 00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:13,920 Don't you think I'm getting boring? I'm funny, aren't I? 389 00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:15,840 Of course you're a sweetheart... 390 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:19,040 Don't you think you're not funny enough to get caught? a person like me? 391 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:24,280 Come here... That's right my little girl, I love you... 392 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,920 Oh Steve. Sorry, I thought it was male. 393 00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:44,160 Why didn't that little asshole get the message last night? 394 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:48,280 - Steve, you didn't tell me to give him a message. You told me to take him for a long drive in the mountains. 395 00:49:49,240 --> 00:49:51,600 It doesn't matter, little brat... 396 00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,000 Do you know that asshole was with my Beth all afternoon? 397 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,760 Yes, but you were also with that female Lola... -...Will you shut up! 398 00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:03,960 What does that have to do with anything? With nothing, I assume... - Well, you guess right. 399 00:50:03,960 --> 00:50:06,760 Here's the moron. 400 00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,160 I just hate him. 401 00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,280 I can't wait to kick him off the mountain. 402 00:50:13,280 --> 00:50:17,600 You said that a million times. I just don't know how it's been here so long... 403 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,440 Beth's dad and I made a deal. Beth doesn't know anything about it... 404 00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:27,800 I made the old man sign yes if if i marry bet i can control the whole mountain. 405 00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:31,400 - It's quite a big space... - It is, isn't it? 406 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,320 - Dave... - Yes? 407 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,760 Alex... Alex... 408 00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:53,720 Don't die on me man. He could sleep himself to death. 409 00:50:56,960 --> 00:50:57,760 Don't do that to me... 410 00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,560 Isn't this beautiful? 411 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,200 Steve, are you going to put on the curlers? 412 00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:09,160 Dave this is the last warning: stop ruining our wedding. 413 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,800 Steve I know your feelings for me are confusing that's normal. 414 00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,520 Good Dave. All my feelings will come to you now. 415 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:33,560 Bye guys. 416 00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:36,400 You must be looking for Donkey Games? 417 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:40,960 Well, they just left the city, when they heard you were coming here. 418 00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,040 Man. 419 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:55,960 David! Dave! 420 00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:01,520 What happened to you? I cut myself while shaving. 421 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,560 After this I will definitely shit on Steve's head. 422 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:10,160 And you will need more abundantly when you hear this, look what i found out. - What? 423 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,320 The only reason Steve marries Beth, is that he could control the whole mountain. 424 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:15,280 That donkey... 425 00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:18,000 The wedding is tomorrow, we have to do something... 426 00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,520 Betty's bachelorette party will be at her place tonight, and Steve will be on his own. 427 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:25,080 Perfect! 428 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:29,640 You concentrate on Beth. Don't worry about Steve. We will take care of him. 429 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,600 Okay. 430 00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,760 Good morning Mr. Spopadac. 431 00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:36,560 Women! Hide Alkes! 432 00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:41,160 Ladies... 433 00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:44,840 What are you doing? 434 00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:57,440 - Look... 435 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,960 - Are you going to say something? - They are beautiful... 436 00:53:09,760 --> 00:53:11,040 I mean it's great. 437 00:53:15,240 --> 00:53:16,400 Sweets... 438 00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,160 I would like to ask you for help. 439 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:31,680 You see, a couple of guys will be together...partying and a guy is getting married tomorrow so we want... 440 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:36,640 Steve Longwood? - Steve! 441 00:53:38,600 --> 00:53:39,920 What doesn't he say... 442 00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:43,560 There is something you could do for me. 443 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:48,640 Say it. 444 00:55:15,400 --> 00:55:17,280 - Hello Stefi? 445 00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:22,240 Yes. According to your schedule, the evening should be send your stripper to betty roberts hen party. 446 00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,120 Yes, but that's changed now. 447 00:55:25,760 --> 00:55:30,600 Could you please send your stallion in "Odukuls" bar in town? 448 00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:32,960 Yes, that's right "Oduculs". 449 00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:34,280 I know that. 450 00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:40,320 That would be very nice. You are very kind, hello. 451 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:05,480 - Oh me... 452 00:56:08,520 --> 00:56:10,320 What a naughty dress. 453 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,400 - Well... 454 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,960 So what? - Put her on. 455 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:18,360 No. - Come on! Put her on. 456 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,800 You think? - Yes of course. 457 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:23,280 Ok, I'll be right back. 458 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,240 For the sake of the world! When will the stripper come again?! 459 00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:50,080 Mom 460 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:54,400 Where has my little friend gone? 461 00:56:57,480 --> 00:57:05,680 Listen dude. Don't forget to send a message to kick out that little stinker. 462 00:57:11,840 --> 00:57:12,800 I will send it to him tonight. 463 00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:22,520 By this time tomorrow, all this crap will be here banished from the mountain. 464 00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:26,400 All I have to do is yes marry this... 465 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,880 ...Bet? - Bet! 466 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,080 What a surprise! 467 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:03,520 - I'm very horny. 468 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:07,880 Shut up, now is the time, give me the camera quickly 469 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:08,800 Little bird! 470 00:58:10,480 --> 00:58:15,680 Don't press this, but this button... - Yes, I know, I know... 471 00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:36,400 She takes off his pants. 472 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:40,720 - Let me see. 473 00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:06,880 Get out of the way! 474 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:13,920 - Ties them up. Let me see! 475 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,080 - Come on Beth. 476 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,640 Now I will...Now I will... 477 00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,000 You will say the same thing tomorrow night. 478 00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:32,320 That's not what I heard. - Me neither. They didn't even do that. 479 00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:35,680 Girls! We should show support. 480 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:40,040 If you wanted to show support, you wouldn't bought that shoe. 481 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,160 Tell us the truth, Bet, are you? Steven saw that? 482 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,040 Of course. Oh yeah...come on... 483 00:59:58,920 --> 01:00:03,680 So what. Our relationship is just a little conservative. 484 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,360 It will be when we get married. 485 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:12,040 Let go of that shit! 486 01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:15,280 Where is that stripper! 487 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:41,680 Are you ready to enter art history? 488 01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:02,720 - A picture of their body. -What! Let me see. 489 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,960 Steve is really good. 490 01:01:10,400 --> 01:01:11,360 They'll get him for sure... 491 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,640 I think he will do it. 492 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,560 Do what!! 493 01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:23,720 Is the little one ready? 494 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:25,320 Oh yeah... 495 01:01:27,320 --> 01:01:30,880 - Get out of the way! 496 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,440 I told Steve that we would tonight we just be here. 497 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,560 We're getting married tomorrow. I don't want him to get angry. 498 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:06,160 What should I tell him about what we did tonight? 499 01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,240 Here it is... He arrived... 500 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,600 You're completely out of your mind. 501 01:03:27,440 --> 01:03:28,760 I had to do it. 502 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:31,280 Now I remembered something when I saw you. 503 01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:32,800 To take a whip and swing me. 504 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,600 So you're not marrying Steve tomorrow? 505 01:03:57,760 --> 01:04:00,080 E-9? - Miss it. 506 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,120 No Dave, I'm going to marry Steve. 507 01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:07,600 D-9? - Miss it. 508 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:16,480 What if that Steve is an alien who replaced you with someone else? 509 01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,720 D-9? - Miss it. 510 01:04:21,720 --> 01:04:23,960 Dave, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing. 511 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:26,840 I-9? - Miss! 512 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:34,000 Listen Beth, I'm not asking for much: just for a change your plans for Saturday and every Saturday after that. 513 01:04:34,720 --> 01:04:36,000 F-9 - Hit! 514 01:04:39,800 --> 01:04:42,240 So you want to say that you are ready to... 515 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:45,800 F-7? - Hit! 516 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:53,960 Yes, I'm ready to take the car and pick you up at, E-7? 517 01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:54,920 Miss it. 518 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:05,040 All right. I'm quite confused. 519 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:06,760 Betty you should be confused... 520 01:05:07,400 --> 01:05:11,880 Listen, I have to tell you something: The only reason Steve is marrying you tomorrow is... 521 01:05:26,800 --> 01:05:29,440 For the world's sake...Steve... 522 01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:33,080 He said let's get him to the girl whom he will marry tomorrow. 523 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:34,560 The police batmobile is out front. 524 01:05:38,840 --> 01:05:40,840 You did this? 525 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:44,600 I told him to watch his feelings and did he listen, no. 526 01:05:45,640 --> 01:05:47,480 No Dave! You are the one who should listen. 527 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:49,120 Just look at him... 528 01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:52,440 Your boyfriend has always been a fan of feathers. - Shut up! 529 01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:00,040 I don't think you should be so upset to know that your cocky fiance slept with... 530 01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:02,720 -Enough! He could freeze! 531 01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:07,000 Listen, my fiance needs my help. 532 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:10,720 Just leave! I would be happy to never see you again. 533 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,320 And as for the wedding, consider yourself not invited. 534 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:19,880 So you want me to leave? 535 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:27,160 Women, A! 536 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:44,840 Eviction request? 537 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,080 Steve Longwood? President? 538 01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:50,640 How long did I sleep? 539 01:06:52,240 --> 01:06:54,040 You there... what year is it? 540 01:06:56,320 --> 01:07:00,440 Welcome to the last day of the "30th Spring Break". 541 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:06,480 It was a great week of skiing. We just have to go the last race in women's skiing. 542 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:09,440 - Break your leg. 543 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:11,440 - You too. 544 01:07:12,680 --> 01:07:16,560 Did the future husband make it home? 545 01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:20,560 What do you know about that? 546 01:07:21,800 --> 01:07:24,760 Honey, I was there for the bachelor party. 547 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,920 Pictured naked in panties. 548 01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:34,240 Screw the procedure thing. I'm going back to the old Beth. 549 01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:35,840 Hey, nothing happened. 550 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:37,440 Get ready to lose Kucko! 551 01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:42,040 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 552 01:08:21,480 --> 01:08:25,680 3.60! Beth Roberts reached a perfect 3.60! 553 01:08:26,160 --> 01:08:27,280 Lola fails to equalize. 554 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:33,880 Bet continues classically towards goal i wins the spring breaking race. 555 01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:40,640 Ladies and gentlemen Beth Roberts is the winner women's category of "Spring break". 556 01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:49,400 Her coach Steve Longwood deserves all the credit. 557 01:08:49,920 --> 01:08:52,440 -Honey, we've never done those movements before. 558 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:54,440 - Don't tell me about the shops. - What? 559 01:08:58,120 --> 01:09:00,680 - I said nothing happened. We didn't do anything. 560 01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,400 Not that I didn't try. 561 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,000 Nice try Lola. I think you're also a complete loser. 562 01:09:07,520 --> 01:09:09,720 Don't you think it's disgusting what you're trying to do? to take me with you? 563 01:09:11,120 --> 01:09:13,440 What a race. Awesome baby! 564 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:18,600 Personally, I don't think it's anything special, but you kicked my ass. 565 01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:21,680 She's too good for you. Girls... 566 01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:41,880 Let's hear one more time from the champion and hers future husband of ski coach Steve Longwood. 567 01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:44,600 Let's hear it from Beth and Steve... 568 01:09:44,600 --> 01:09:49,840 Let's hear it for SKIING SCHOOL! 569 01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:16,120 - Let's rock! 570 01:10:32,920 --> 01:10:34,440 - This is dad's favorite sweater... 571 01:10:42,520 --> 01:10:43,920 For regular moments. 572 01:10:45,160 --> 01:10:46,400 - Toderberze, what are you going to do? 573 01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:48,200 I have no idea. 574 01:10:49,440 --> 01:10:51,680 Maybe I'll stand up like a dog. 575 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:58,280 I will sleep with older women or maybe I'll open a tractor shop. 576 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,360 - I can't believe this. 577 01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:01,760 I'm so depressed. 578 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:03,480 I didn't sleep last night. 579 01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:05,360 Do you really know what I mean? 580 01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:10,320 - Mr. "Pickica". 581 01:11:12,680 --> 01:11:13,320 Bye guys. 582 01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:15,400 What are you doing? 583 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:16,400 Are you kidding? 584 01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:17,400 I'm not kidding. 585 01:11:18,160 --> 01:11:21,560 Beth is getting married so what! Just look at yourself: you feel sorry for yourself. 586 01:11:21,560 --> 01:11:28,160 Toderberg thrown from the mountain... Alex, just look at yourself: all rested and fresh, painful! 587 01:11:29,720 --> 01:11:33,520 And Tom: here is the beginner level of the 6th year! 588 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,520 Well actually guys I think we are better than this! 589 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:43,280 You know Dave... I wish you would just wake up... 590 01:11:43,680 --> 01:11:45,920 JUST GET OFF OUR HUMPS! 591 01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:49,640 Yes, we blew it. We didn't create the images for you. 592 01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:52,880 We didn't make pictures for you... we didn't make pictures for you... 593 01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:53,880 Let me see the pictures... 594 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,240 LET ME SEE THE PICTURES!! 595 01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:57,920 - Dave... -Oh. 596 01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,440 We can work with this. 597 01:12:04,880 --> 01:12:10,320 Dave, the girl is getting married in 3 hours, give up, it's over. Stay away. 598 01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:11,760 Stay away? 599 01:12:13,800 --> 01:12:18,640 Did Columbus keep his distance with Nina and Santa Maria and how about that third ship? 600 01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:20,240 Veniana? 601 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,760 Did the astronauts stay away from the moon? 602 01:12:23,360 --> 01:12:24,920 I believe it was on Urinus? 603 01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:29,120 Did Cindy Crawford stay away from Ricardo Gere? 604 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:36,440 In any case, are we going to let it screw us up like steve longwood says what do we do? 605 01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,440 No... - To hear you... 606 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:39,400 No! 607 01:12:39,960 --> 01:12:44,000 Are we going to let you lose the only one a job you're barely qualified for? 608 01:12:44,640 --> 01:12:44,960 NO! 609 01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:50,160 Am I going to show Beth that I'm the man she needs! 610 01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,360 NO! NO! NO! 611 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:53,800 What? 612 01:12:54,200 --> 01:12:55,400 Yes... So... 613 01:12:56,280 --> 01:12:59,360 You know, you led us in one direction so... 614 01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:02,400 Anyway, what are we going to do about Steve Longwood? 615 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:04,800 We're gonna break the bastard! 616 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,760 Yes! 617 01:13:06,720 --> 01:13:07,960 We will make fun of him! 618 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:08,920 Yes! 619 01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:16,960 We're going to pull Mengele's testicles directly through his mouth and play pinball with them. 620 01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:21,680 Good. We will remember that. If it comes to that, you get a full signature. 621 01:13:22,040 --> 01:13:25,160 And now. COME ON! 622 01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:30,080 What an opportunity to go to the wedding in style in my new cherry colored car? 623 01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,160 Yes Steve, but how can you afford the car? 624 01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:34,320 I borrowed money, why not? 625 01:13:35,080 --> 01:13:38,320 After three hours, Beth, own and this whole mountain will be mine. 626 01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:46,680 That reminds me: send that send-off message immediately after the wedding. 627 01:13:47,080 --> 01:13:48,680 I can't wait to see that little asshole's face. 628 01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:50,880 But Steve I'm already... 629 01:14:26,360 --> 01:14:27,200 - Taxi! 630 01:14:28,080 --> 01:14:28,160 Stop! 631 01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:33,680 Come on. I'm late for my wedding! 632 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:35,240 Asshole! 633 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:21,000 I'm glad you were able to make it. 634 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,000 Don't start Beth! Please don't start! 635 01:15:25,240 --> 01:15:26,600 Come on get there... 636 01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:33,440 Honey let's just get this done. Good? 637 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:48,560 Dear beloved. 638 01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:54,040 We are gathered here to bind Stephen and Beth with the silks of matrimony. 639 01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:59,880 So that they know how much we are honored that we attend their marriage... 640 01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:06,320 ...I would like to ask you to read it together inspirational passage from page 6 in your program. 641 01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:13,240 We all know that the roads are full of longing... 642 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:20,360 Wicked games... 643 01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,200 - There are also beasts with human heads. 644 01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:38,840 Sometimes we can't resist those pleasures. 645 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:45,360 ...what we know is that they are dirt... 646 01:17:49,560 --> 01:17:51,200 ...that come to light... 647 01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:58,240 I see you didn't read along with me, so I'll just keep going. 648 01:17:58,720 --> 01:18:02,280 I will now ask for the symbols of this great unification... 649 01:18:02,920 --> 01:18:05,480 ...rings, to be brought... 650 01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,160 What are you doing here idiot? 651 01:18:25,640 --> 01:18:27,760 I am the Lord of the Rings! 652 01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,840 Before Stephen and Beth exchange their vows... 653 01:18:38,160 --> 01:18:45,560 ...one of their good friends would like to give forever this unity with one very special song... 654 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:47,120 ...Joyce? 655 01:18:58,320 --> 01:19:04,200 The wedding bells are ringing, new love grows... 656 01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:14,600 New love is GROWING... 657 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:20,480 Your little voice tells me, like a little bird... 658 01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:25,120 ...that she is ready to take off my brush halter 659 01:19:28,480 --> 01:19:31,360 ...I don't wear panties... 660 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:45,280 be my stallion... ride me like a horse... 661 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:49,040 ...talk dirty to me... 662 01:19:50,320 --> 01:19:52,600 If only they wouldn't fuck each other. 663 01:20:04,280 --> 01:20:05,520 Well well... 664 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,400 Where did we stop? 665 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:10,280 Come on... come on... 666 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:20,480 If there is anyone here who opposes this unification let him say immediately or let him hear forever. 667 01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:25,240 You? Do you want to say something? 668 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:27,920 No... 669 01:20:28,480 --> 01:20:30,400 So no one is against it? 670 01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:35,240 Heh... not me... 671 01:20:35,560 --> 01:20:38,600 Good then. Let's continue with the vows... 672 01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:43,080 Just one minute! 673 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:44,680 Who is that now? 674 01:20:45,160 --> 01:20:50,440 I'm the fool. A man nearby and I am very angry. 675 01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:52,160 And I am... That's it... 676 01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:57,040 Beth Roberts... Please step forward... 677 01:20:57,880 --> 01:20:59,440 What's wrong with you Beth? 678 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:04,640 Looks like you forgot how great you are did you have time with dave-man? 679 01:21:05,040 --> 01:21:07,360 Okay Marsek, stop it! 680 01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:19,440 It's Steve... The man who made the deal behind Betty's back deal with Betty's father so he can control the mountain... 681 01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:25,360 ...and then banished her friends from her, forever! 682 01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:34,200 Hey let it go... 683 01:21:34,520 --> 01:21:37,200 Pay attention to the man behind the curtain... 684 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:44,880 Come on Beth, ask him... 685 01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:48,120 Honey, you're not going to suck these idiots, are you? just look at what they have done to us since the wedding? 686 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:00,560 Honey... 687 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:02,400 Son of a bitch! 688 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,120 Okay. We can be friends... 689 01:22:06,080 --> 01:22:06,800 Out! 690 01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:08,680 -Darling, control yourself... 691 01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:10,200 Control this! 692 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:25,320 If only your daddy could see you... 693 01:22:26,080 --> 01:22:27,120 OUTSIDE! 694 01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:08,720 Who wants some? 695 01:23:17,240 --> 01:23:19,440 -BETH! BET NO, NO! 696 01:23:30,680 --> 01:23:31,840 MOVE, MOVE! 697 01:24:45,040 --> 01:24:46,240 - You have to work on your technique. 698 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:47,880 -How long? 699 01:24:48,560 --> 01:24:49,560 Five lessons. 700 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:50,960 What's your schedule like? 701 01:24:51,640 --> 01:24:53,160 Free! 702 01:24:57,760 --> 01:25:03,640 TRANSLATION: VLADLAKY 703 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:10,640 Taken from www.titlovi.com